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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Word of the Day : "Blowser"

Also pronounced "Blow-Sah."

Or in context "Fahkin Blow-Sah Dood"

I first came across this gem of a word through a buddy at work. He was explaining his Saturday night, I was half paying attention, and then out comes "you shoulda seen this blowsah I fuckin' banged Saturday dood, it was fuckin' disgusting!" I started crying I was laughing so hard, it was the funniest thing I had heard in a month.

I asked him what the hell a "blowser" was, and he said a fat girl that used to be kinda hot, but let herself go because she thought she didnt have to put in anymore work. Apparently blowser's are known to travel in packs, they still think they're hot, they are loud, drunk and annoying as shit. We all know 'em, we've all seen 'em, and we are all disgusted.

Here are some good examples of "blowser" in context.

1. "Dude did you see that fuckin' blowsah Donny was banging behind Sissy K's the othah night?"

2. "Where did all the steak tips and cheese doodles go? Oh wait that fucking pack of blowsah's Steve brought home with him inhaled them all."

3. "Hey did you see (insert name of chick that was hot in high school) at Applebee's Thursday? She turned into a monster fuckin blowsah huh dude?"

Or at the beach....

4. "You think those blowsers brought enough fucking bags of chips with them?"

So now you've added a new word to your ever expanding vocabulary. Cherish it, nurture it, and enjoy it wherever you go, blowsah's are everywhere doooood!!