MONDAY
– You: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
– Him: "Pretty good, but too short, yaknowwhadImean? he he he..."
– You: "Yea...I hear you..."
TUESDAY
– You: "How's it going?"
– Her: "Ugh my youngest Joey I've told you befoah that he has a sensitivity to certain types of choclate right? well anyways we thought he'd had whoppers in the past and it wasn't an issue but apparently maybe the malt choclate got to him because the rash he broke out in oh i can't even staht i can't even and my husband was of course away on business so guess who's left playin' nurse for the night and has to take him to the hospital and my gawd they just let you sit there and rot in that waitin' room for hours befoah callin' yah in don't they..."
WEDNESDAY
– You: "How's it going?"
– Him: "Oh, it's going"
– You: "Ha, yea...I hear you..."
THURSDAY
– You: "How's it going?"
– Her: "Is it Friday yet?"
– You: "..."
FRIDAY
–You: "How's it going?"
–Him: "Hey, it's Friday, ammaright???"
