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Friday, November 4, 2011

TGIF Word of The Day: "Bunt"

Also pronounced: BAHNT

Or in context: "Stop being such a Bunt!"

Not mistaken for it's homonym; (baseball) bunt: an offensive technique in baseball often fucked up by pathetic Red Sox losers (ie. Julio Lugo, CoCo Crisp). "Bunt" is the word that could have saved your impetuous father from divorce. A hybrid between the two words (bitch and cunt) you never want to catch yourself calling your significant other during a heated exchange. "Bunt" gives men the unique ability to act impulsive, practice restraint and get retribution, all at the same time.



Examples of appropriate times to use the term"bunt"
  • When your girlfriend, fiance or wife is really grinding your gears and you're on the verge of dropping the dreaded B or C-Word. Pump the brakes, homey, call her a bunt...
  • When your looking to end a conversation that is not productive. Great opportunity to say, "Listen, bunt, this conversations over"
  • When your buddy leaves a 3 foot putt 2 inches short during a game of best ball. Perfect time to say, "Thata girl...Nice putt ya little bunt.."
"Bunt, in context"
  • "So, your new girlfriend from work seemed like a total bunt the other night"
  • "Scram, you little bunt"
  • "Pipe it, bunt"
  • "Just bring it down a notch, bunt"
  • "Cook me my fucking breakfast now you bunt!"
Human examples of "Bunts"



Jennifer Lopez, Queen of Bunts



Casey Anthony, Holy shit! What a bunt

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