Oh, just a 7 inch cricket eating a fucking carrot. Yeah cool.
"The giant weta is the largest insect in the world, and this is the biggest one ever found," Britain's Daily Mail quoted Moffett as saying. "She weighs the equivalent to three mice. ... She enjoyed the carrot so much she seemed to ignore the fact she was resting on our hands and carried on munching away. She would have finished the carrot very quickly, but this is an extremely endangered species, and we didn't want to risk indigestion."
Hey Moffett, just a little advice for next time (if there is one)...YOU FUCKING RISK INDIGESTION. You risk the shit out of it. You come across more of these things and you don't risk indegestion we're sending in someone who's gonna feed them a machine gun not a fucking carrot.
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