As far as movies go 2011 was about as exciting as seeing your sister's tits. If you have a brain the size of a pube follicle then you probably got a rise of out movies like Green Lantern, Scherlock Holmes II, and Immortals. But for those of us who dont get boners over B-Lister-ridden CGI porn, there actually were a couple of decent flix, among them Even the Rain (if you like foreign movies), Cedar Rapids, and the now overly hyped Bridesmaids. But the stand out movie for 2011 is most defiantly Drive.
I actually don't know what I liked more about this movie, the movie itself, or the reaction from the pissed off douche rockets in the theater who thought they bought tickets to see The Fast and Furious IX. This movie is certainly artsy-fartsy, and definitely has awesomely awkward moments, but the mix between heart stopping intensity, outrageously gruesome violence and tear jerking romance makes this movie un-fucking-forgettable. It also has a sick soundtrack that every hipster in Cambridge has been beating off to for the past six months.
If you haven't seen Drive yet, do it now! I dont think its out on DVD yet but everyone knows some greasy Asian kid who has a bootleg copy, so call up (insert Asian name) and get it done!
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