Team Hell got a whole lot stronger this year. If I was a horrible person, I definitely would have wanted to die in 2011. Hell must be bumpin' right now! First Osama gets iced, then Moammar gets torn limb from limb by his own people, and now good ol' Kim Jong Il dies?! Talk about a TRIFECTAH! I mean, c'mon, Satan basically just got the evil equivalents of Tom Brady, Arian Foster, and Greg Jennings in the same draft. God must be shitting his pants. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if God kills Tebow just to even the score.
"We Want You! Jerry Sandusky!"
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