More and more we are seeing this country throw away and spit on things that have brought so much joy to so many people. First it was lawn darts, then it was metal jungle gyms, now it is q-tips. There has been a steady backlash building against the use of these fuzzy wonders and this blogger won't stand for it. You hear a lot about the "pussification of America", what with school buses stopping at every house and peanut butter becoming the equivalent of bleach, anti-freeze and heroin all rolled into one....and it seems like a person...man , woman or child...just can't "live" anymore. Q-tipping the bejeezus out of your ears feels good, and I don't care what anyone says, it cleans your friggin' ears. Yet all I see nowadays is this anti-tipping propaganda (spearheaded by Potpourri's own Mr. Bob Dobalina) about how it gives kids ear infections and blocks your ear canal and blah blah blah. You're doing it wrong. Q-tipping is what a normal, functioning member of society does. It's what America does. It's what strong, courageous human beings do. It's what this guys does:
You ever see a "cool kid" get an ear infection? No. It's always the kids at summer camp who have bad lisps and wear tighty whiteys underneath their bathing suits. It's the kids who have runny noses year round. It's this guy:
So I beg all of you parents out there to look past the BS and keep the q-tipping alive. Poo poo these hippie organic blowhards and proudly stand in your driveway with a q-tip in one hand and a t-bone steak in the other. If you don't, the terrorists will win.
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