Fuck, Marry, Kill: Oakland Raiders Edition

Even if there was a gun being held to my head, I still don't think I could give a definitive answer here.

I think it's a given you have to kill Al Davis due to the fact that he was a legit zombie, even when he was "alive" for those final 20 years. But after that, your only options left are to either "marry" or "fuck" one of the most blatantly-unstable-as-evidenced-by-my-haircut human beings I've ever seen in my life, or Reggie McKenzie - a not-sure-exactly-what-it-is-but-somethin's-up lookin' fella.






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