Or in context: "Stop being such a Bunt!"
Not mistaken for it's homonym; (baseball) bunt: an offensive technique in baseball often fucked up by pathetic Red Sox losers (ie. Julio Lugo, CoCo Crisp). "Bunt" is the word that could have saved your impetuous father from divorce. A hybrid between the two words (bitch and cunt) you never want to catch yourself calling your significant other during a heated exchange. "Bunt" gives men the unique ability to act impulsive, practice restraint and get retribution, all at the same time.
Examples of appropriate times to use the term"bunt"
"Bunt, in context"Examples of appropriate times to use the term"bunt"
- When your girlfriend, fiance or wife is really grinding your gears and you're on the verge of dropping the dreaded B or C-Word. Pump the brakes, homey, call her a bunt...
- When your looking to end a conversation that is not productive. Great opportunity to say, "Listen, bunt, this conversations over"
- When your buddy leaves a 3 foot putt 2 inches short during a game of best ball. Perfect time to say, "Thata girl...Nice putt ya little bunt.."
- "So, your new girlfriend from work seemed like a total bunt the other night"
- "Scram, you little bunt"
- "Pipe it, bunt"
- "Just bring it down a notch, bunt"
- "Cook me my fucking breakfast now you bunt!"
Jennifer Lopez, Queen of Bunts
Casey Anthony, Holy shit! What a bunt
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