Stoned Thoughts: If you were a kangaroo, what would you keep in your pouch?

Cell Phone
Trail Mix
Pack of Gum

Boom. Pretty boring you say? Well I say "Settle down Heady McBongRips, and hear me out".

I'd wager that most people would say some stupid shit like a bottle of booze or butts or a kitana sword or whatever. The thing is, that shit ain't gonna save you when you're being hunted by tourists. That shit happens and you gotta react. This guy ain't gonna save you:


Trail mix for energy when you're running and hiding, cell phone to call for help, pack of gum so you got fresh breath for when you make it back to your hot kangaroo girlfriend.

Save the bottle of booze for the hot tub.

P.S. How weird are kangaroos? Weirdest animal ever.