Elevator T-Shirts

As a hater of all the bullshit conversations I must endure from working with breathing twinkies, elevator small talk may be my least favorite.  I've noticed that elevator conversation is extremely limited, useless, but necessary for some god-forsaken part of the working population. While most normal people just look down until they reach their destination, many others engage in predictable small talk.  I have designed the following t-shirts to cover your elevator convos:

WEATHER

WEEKENDS

     

CURRENT EVENTS

So just buy these shirts, rotate them, and all you'll be set.