Ye Has Risen

Counterpoint: Tim Tebow is the man

Voice of a generation. I'm on the train. Fucking CHOO-CHOO. You play to win the game and Tebow wins football games. In a time when sports is being overrun with overpaid, arrogant stars and pedophiles, Tim Tebow is big fat jesus-y ray of sunshine.

Go Fuck Yourself Tebow

I gotta say im getting pretty sick of listening to Tim Tebow talk about "God" and all that bullshit every time he makes a good play. Or actually when his defense wins the Bronco's a game, and Tebow gets credit for it across the nation. "This kid's such a winner!!" Nah actually his D is playing nasty and he's just barely squeaking out W's. But that's besides the point. I mean be a little original. Everybody knows Pedro Cerrano and Eddie Harris were bringing religion into sports first. It's the classic Joboo vs. Jesus Christ matchup. Which religious icon can hit the curveball?