Shit Is Fucked Up And Bullshit #4

Oh, just a 7 inch cricket eating a fucking carrot. Yeah cool.

"The giant weta is the largest insect in the world, and this is the biggest one ever found," Britain's Daily Mail quoted Moffett as saying. "She weighs the equivalent to three mice. ... She enjoyed the carrot so much she seemed to ignore the fact she was resting on our hands and carried on munching away. She would have finished the carrot very quickly, but this is an extremely endangered species, and we didn't want to risk indigestion."

Hey Moffett, just a little advice for next time (if there is one)...YOU FUCKING RISK INDIGESTION. You risk the shit out of it. You come across more of these things and you don't risk indegestion we're sending in someone who's gonna feed them a machine gun not a fucking carrot.

Shit Is Fucked Up And Bullshit #3

Our ancestors didn't kill millions of innocent Native Americans so you could eat this shit. Take this mularkey to France.

Shit Is Fucked Up And Bullshit #2

Fuck this movie:

Shit Is Fucked Up And Bullshit #1

In this day and age shit is fucked up and bullshit. In this new weekly series we'll explore the fucked up and the bullshit.


You know what shit is fucked up and bullshit?

Kris Humphries' melted wax-candle face

Aaron Rodgers on a bye week when he's on your FFB team

Snow in October

Co-workers who say "Is it Friday yet?" on a Monday...then laugh at their own question like a shit head.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow naming her kid "Apple"

Me thinking the new Bush song is "pretty catchy"

Not putting "Glycerine" on my wedding reception playlist

KFC Famous Bowls

Taxes

Stuff

And those are just some things off the top of my head that I think are fucked up and bullshit. Tune in next week for another installment of "Shit is Fucked Up and Bullshit". Happy Hump Day!