"Yo! What up y'all? Stu Scott in the house comin' atcha from 1998, before I realized just how fuckin' heinous my lazy eye was and decided it was a good career move to start wearing glasses to hide that shit. BLOW! One of the wisest moves I ever made. Wiser than Snoop deciding to hook up with Dre back in '91. Ya feel me?
You want my prediction on tonight's game between the Bruisin' Bruins of Beantown and the Caps in D-Sizzle?
1-0 B's with a shorty-goal scored by Bruins forward Brad Marchand because the G is just plain filthy y'all. Stu out. PEACE!"
